Q: Honey,…did you wash the mate to this sock?
A: I don’t know. Did you put it in the wash basket?
Ya, I think so.
Did you check the dryer?
Ya, it’s not there,……………………………………….did you hear what I said?
Ya,… I heard you,….don’t you have another pair you can wear?
Ya,…but at the rate they disappear around here, I won’t have them for long.
Would you rather do your own laundry,…that way you can keep track of them?
Hey,…there’s no need to go off the deep end here, I was just asking.
And people wonder why the divorce rate is so high!
