War Is An Opportunity

War is an opportunity to “swap weapons technology with your neighbor!”

War is an opportunity to “advance prosthetic limb technology.”

War is an opportunity to “use up all that old ammunition that’s been lying around since the last war.”

War is an opportunity to “grab some choice real estate, for the price of just a few bullets.”

War is an opportunity to “wear all that snappy new camouflage in your foot locker.”

War is an opportunity to “get a free, one way ticket to other lands.”

War is an opportunity to “be remembered once a year.”

War is an opportunity to “serve your oil company.”

And lastly,… war is an opportunity to “make the biggest mistake of your very short life.”

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